Welcome to C.C.'s Banana Hammock

Relax with C.C. Banana as he reads his fan mail and responds to your most frequently asked questions! To learn more, follow the link beneath each answer.

Question #1: Who the hell do you think you are?

Though I began life as a twisted homage to C.C. DeVille of Poison, I have since gone on to achieve worldwide fame and adoration of my own.

Question #2: What the hell do you do, anyway?

I'm actually known for quite a few things -- unorthodox band interviews, irreverent song parodies, outrageous tour diaries, unique live performances, even a few TV and radio appearances. Essentially, anything improvisational and funny.

Question #3: Why the hell do you wear that damn banana costume?

The pear costume makes my ass look big.

Question #4: How the hell do you expect to be taken seriously in that cockamamie outfit?

I am happy to report that thanks to this inane gimmick I am receiving the most press of my entire career.

Question #5: Where the hell do you intend on taking this ridiculous act from here?

Before all is said and done, I intend on being a red carpet correspondent, hosting my own game show and starring in an animated cartoon series. In a perfect world, I would also have my own monthly comic book and collectible action figure.

Question #6: When the hell do you plan on growing up and retiring this godforsaken routine?

Once I've run it completely into the ground.

Question #7: Does C.C. DeVille approve of what you are doing?

Well, he doesn't DIS-approve...

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