Banana 7: Secret Personnel Files

C.C. Banana is rarely alone when he hurtles headlong into unknown adventure. Quite often he is accompanied by his crack back-up team of musicians, escorts and video techs -- collectively known as Banana 7! Below are the classified information dossiers for this motley yet devoted crew. They're supposed to be secret, so don't tell anyone.

C.C. Banana		J.J. Banana
The world's first and only rock & roll fruit! C.C. is wickedly intelligent and extraordinarily talented, yet he is not in the least bit conceited. The whole world loves him, and so should you.		C.C. Banana's lovely assistant and occasional back-up singer! J.J. is equal parts brains and beauty, and she packs both in abundance. If there's anything this chick can't handle, it has yet to be discovered.


Janna Banana		Nana Banana
C.C. Banana's faithful traveling companion! Janna is an amazingly ample gal, blessed with an overabundance of bodacious banana booty! Equal parts banana and pear, she gives new meaning to the phrase "Unskinny Bop."		C.C. Banana's dear ol' mum! Nana tags along on the occasional banana adventure, usually to make sure that the members of Banana 7 eat right and remember to take their vitamins. She's the best of the bunch, and the feistiest fruit!


R.C. Banana		A.J. Banana
C.C. Banana's partner in crime! R.C. is always ready for a bout of banana brainstorming, and his musical ability is second to none! If not for him, the world might never know the joy of a banana song parody.		C.C. Banana's alter ego! A.J. is the best looking member of Banana 7, and can hold his own when C.C. is not around. Though this pair always goes everywhere together, they have never been seen in the same place at the same time.

Bananamobile

C.C. Banana's fast and furious means of transportation! Roomy and reliable, the Bananamoblie safely carries the entire Banana 7 team from one adventure to the next. And much like C.C. himself, it is big, yellow and easy on the eyes.

Honorary Members

Unable to accompany C.C. Banana on his many adventures? No problem! Just send in a photo of yourself wearing the C.C. Banana T-shirt to become an honorary member of Banana 7! Then you'll be just as cool as these lucky people below. Additional honors awarded if you are photographed while standing next to a celebrity or national monument.



Laura Quiles Artist extraordinaire who drew the C.C. Banana cartoon!	Allison & Elle McKenna Faithful female fans of the fruit!	Brent Muscat & Ette hand out C.C. Banana T-shirts at the 8th Metal Sludge Extravaganza




Janna Banana & Nana Banana run the C.C. Banana bodega!	R.C. Banana & A.J. Banana prepare to defend the fruit!	Brent & Ette & C.C. T-shirts!

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