Happy Holidays from C.C. Banana Claus!

In something of an historic switcheroo, C.C. Banana temporarily traded in his banana skin for the trademark attire of jolly old St. Nick! Paying a surprise visit to the Starland Ballroom on December 16, this raunchy and risque Santa introduced the final area appearance of rock legends Twisted Sister! After crashing the dressing room to pose with the band for a genuine Twisted Christmas card photo, the caustic Claus took to the stage with sleigh bells jingling! He encouraged the ladies in the audience to admit they'd been naughty, then suggested the men take them home to stuff their stockings! Later, lead singer Dee Snider called out from the stage to the profane Father Christmas, encouraging him to "rock out with his cock out!" A request which he respectfully declined. To borrow a refrain from a Christmas classic...

No one ever did guess
The man in the red suit
Was in fact C.C. Banana
That fine yellow fruit!

For a sneak peek at C.C. the secret Santa, visit the Metal Sludge website: